Ooh, I dig

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that is actually the most accurate representation I have heard
i wish girls could have sleep overs with boys without the whole they gonna fuck attitude
The homosexuals have it easy in this region

john is literally me
the fuck dave
what
a mans gotta stay limber yo
cant just charge into battle w/o streachin’
dont wana pull somethin’
that’d be stupid
I’m laughing harder than I should be.
What ship do you think I’m the child of?
#oH FUCKING YES #PLEASEPLEASEPLEASE I’M SO CURIOUS #CROSSOVERS COUNT BTW LIKE IT DOESN’T HAVE TO BE A STANDARD SHIP OR ANYTHING#WHICHEVER PEOPLE YOU THINK MADE ME
I’m a nerd, but not in the useful “you’ll all be working for me one day when I invent jet packs” way. I’m a nerd in the “I have very strong opinions about history and literature and will yell them at you if you give me even the slightest opportunity” way. And that one does not pay well.






